£6.70 a week. Billed £29 a month, VAT included.
That's it. That's the pricing page.
£0 until it works, then about the price of one mini valet a month. No per-lead fees, no commission, no cut of your jobs, no "contact sales". We quote straight — same as you do on the drive.
- ✓Your postcode district, exclusively — the only valeting business we feature there, for life while standards are kept
- ✓Direct enquiries — car owners contact you; we never take a cut and never sell the lead
- ✓A page built to be found — ranked on Google, structured for AI assistants, answering the questions car owners actually ask
- ✓Honest local price bands — mini valet to ceramic, on your page from day one, so enquirers already know what proper work costs
- ✓Authoritative backlink to your own website
- ✓Waiting enquiries handed over — anyone queued on your empty district is introduced to you the day you claim
- ✓Member dashboard + monthly report — every enquiry on the record, and what the platform did for you
No joining fee · No contract · Cancel any time — the district returns to the board
Free until your page sends you your first enquiry.
£0 today.
£29 for life — first 100 claims only.
We could ask you to take our word that the page works. We'd rather prove it. Claim your district now, pay nothing, and the first £29 only leaves your pocket after a real car owner has asked you for a price through your page.
And because you claimed inside the first 100, your rate is £29 a month for life — founder members never pay a penny more, however big the platform gets. Claim #101 pays £39. That's the whole early-bird mechanic: no countdown clock, just a count.
If the page never sends you an enquiry, you never pay. That's the whole offer. No small print worth hiding.
"Yours for life" — the standards that keep it yours
- Answer your enquiries within two working days. A car owner who wants Saturday doing won't wait a week.
- Keep doing quality work. Your page carries the platform's name as well as yours.
- Stay an active valeter. This is for working rounds, not for parking a postcode.
- Once it starts, keep the £29 subscription going. Cancel any time — but the district goes straight back on the board for someone else.
And the oldest rule on the platform: your clients are yours, forever. They were never ours to keep.
What £348 buys elsewhere
- ✕Twenty-odd shared leads on a lead app — each one sold to up to five rivals, answered or not
- ✕A few months of a directory membership with zero exclusivity at the end of it
- ✕A stack of boosted posts and a pile of "how much for just a quick going-over?" messages
What £348 buys here
- ✓A full year of exclusive ownership of your postcode district
- ✓Every enquiry the page sends, direct and uncut
- ✓A founder rate locked for life while you keep the standards
Pricing — asked and answered
How much does RealCarValeters cost?
£6.70 a week per district, billed £29 a month, VAT included — £348 a year. That's the founder rate for the first 100 claims, locked for as long as you hold the district; from claim #101 new claims pay £39 a month. No joining fee, no contract, no per-lead charges, no commission on your jobs — and you pay nothing until your district page sends you your first enquiry.
When does billing actually start?
On the day your page sends your first enquiry — a real car owner asking for a price. You'll get an email the moment it happens, 48 hours before the first charge, so nothing ever lands on your card unannounced. Until then you pay nothing at all, however long that takes.
What does "yours for life" actually mean?
While you keep the standards, nobody can take your district — not a bigger outfit, not a higher bidder, not us. The standards: keep the £29 subscription going once it starts, respond to enquiries within two working days, keep doing quality work, and stay an active valeter. Cancel any time, but the district goes straight back on the board.
Will the price rise on me?
No. Your claim-day rate is locked for as long as you stay active — founder pricing is permanent. The stated step to £39 at claim #101 only ever applies to new claims. That's a real reason to move first, and we'd rather say it plainly than invent a countdown clock.
What happens if I cancel?
Your district goes back on the open board and the page stops carrying your name. Your clients remain yours forever — they were never ours to keep. No exit fees, no retention maze: one click from your dashboard.